Saturday, May 28, 2011

When I Was Young

You know, when I was young I looked forward to sneezing. It was fun! It felt good! It was a release! Now, when I sneeze, I just hope I don't pee my pants.

SMF, older.

8 comments:

Meadowlark said...

Thanks for making me feel more normal! :) That must be why women say "bless you" afterwards, because we know what the other is hoping and we're sending them blessings to be dry. :)

Carolyn Renee said...

Whenever I sneeze and DON'T pee myself, it's pretty much a good thing. I blame it all on DD. When she's older and going through teenage angst...I think I'll bring things like this up to her! :)

Meadowlark said...

Better yet @Carolyn... you can warn her that if she continues whatever the behavior you're trying to discourage, you'll repeat the story in front of her friends. :)

I snicker because mine are adults now and it always worked when they were embarrassing me to reply "that's fine... I'll be sure to return the favor" and that was usually enough for them to stop. Good luck!

Denise said...

Coughing is another one...sucks to be old but not old enough for that senior discount ;)

Ruta said...

hahaha...we must be about the same age!

angela said...

I hear ya sista!
hahahahha

Happy Days said...

SFG, it's hell getting old....debbie

duckidaho said...

Hi there, just checking in to say hi. Nice to read your blog again. Blessings